The Kingdom of Womble 13396 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.617 billion Womble 13396ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The strong Womble 13396ian economy, worth 226 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 49,088 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 316,379 per year while the poor average 3,077, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 13396's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 13396 is ranked 240,943^rd in the world and 14,525^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.